The Manifesto

Stonehands is a beautiful disaster.

We use a "Mixture of Touts" algorithm to scream into the void about NFL outcomes. It gets slightly less wrong as the season rots away.

The Models

We've got a few different ways to fail. Choose your poison:

• Follow: Riding the coattails of the so-called experts.
• Fade: Doing the exact opposite of what the "pros" tell you.
• Mini: Letting the underdogs and the idiots have their say.
• Chaos: Cee-lo in a dark room. Controlled unpredictability.
• Flat: No heroes, no villains. Everyone is equally doomed.

You can select and compare these models in The Pit to see which one is the least disappointing.